Stranger: Hello.
You: hi)
Stranger: I've got a message for you.
You: what?)
Stranger: Jesse James would like you to please stop stealing bones from his grave.
Stranger: It's highly disrespectful, and besides, he needs them.
Stranger: Halloween's coming up.
You: i cant stop doing this, so tell him
Stranger: Dead cowboys need their bones!
You: tell him i'm sorry
Stranger: Can't you move on to some other corpse?
You: i eat this
Stranger: Michael Jackson, maybe?
Stranger: Or Godzilla?
Stranger: I bet Godzilla has PLENTY of bones.
Stranger: He won't miss a few.
You: nonono
You: i dont know if they're tasty
Stranger: Gosh, you're picky.
You: i dont have any garantee
Stranger: A bit of radiation, and you're all "oh nooooooooooooo"
Stranger: Just eat it and be grateful.
Stranger: There are starving graverobbers in China.
You: okok.
Stranger: And karma's a bitch. If you're a jerk, they'll steal YOUR bones.
You: what? wait, i need a dictionary aahha
Stranger: And I'm sure you don't wanna get your bone eaten by a Chinese girl.
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Totally unacceptable.
You: mine? oh nooo ahhaah i wont die
Stranger: Never?
You: never)
Stranger: Are you sure? Maybe you're ALREADY dead.
Stranger: This could be your afterlife.